Because she's worth it

Pamela Anderson, international sex symbol and star of third rate Sky One show, VIP, has hit the headlines for a second time this week.

Only seven days after she was diagnosed with Hepatitis C, Anderson was back at University Hospital, California demanding that her illness be upgraded to Hepatitis DD. "I just didn't feel comfortable or feminine enough with having Hepatitis C. I needed something to make me feel more like the woman I am, rather than the needle addict and plain old mother of two that I'll seem with just regular old Hepatitis C."

Speaking to doctors in Ireland, The Evil Gerald learned that this is an unusual request. Said one doc, "In Ireland we are mostly concerned with those dying from infected US blood products in this country." However, a Hollywood plastic surgeon has assured Mrs Anderson that the procedure is possible, but costly.