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Limerick
now 26% less ladylike - study We take a sneak peek at the figures the forthcoming census will reveal about the city of Limerick: *
Women engaged in catfights - up 12%
Analysed by the Evil Gerald supercomputer (with a whopping 386 MHz of processing power and the ability to run Microsoft Excel!) these figures lead to the shocking conclusion that Limerick is no longer a Lady, but in fact Limerick woman is a strong, modern, liberated, dynamic, economically independent manifestation of modern, strong, liberated, dynamic, economically independent woman in the 21st century, but not even Dolores O'Riordan would be able to sing that load of rubbish. |
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