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... eeeuuugh!
 Quinn
to be erected
In
honour of his long career in the Irish side, and his record as top goal-scorer
in an Irish jersey, Niall Quinn is to be erected outside Leinster house.
Quinn, to be positioned in his famous "knackered" pose will stand motionless
outside the Oireachtas for centuries to come as a constant reminder of
Ireland's indomitable spirit and tenacity.
Our
psychic predictions
 Laverna,
The Evil Gerald psychic, does a near-perfect Russian accent, and
told us at a rate of 4.57 euros-a-minute that the winners would be
* A team of up to 11 footballers
* From one of the world's main footballing nations
* They have not yet been knocked out of the competition
* The squad would mainly consist of men
* Who wear a coloured jersey that definitely bears some sort of logo on
it.
Laverna is sorry to tell the people of Ireland that her crystal ball says
the winners won't be Ireland and sympathises with them in this time of
great pain. She also recommends you avoid uncovered manholes for the next
few days.
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