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Foetuses
split on abortion
Ireland's
Dead have their say on the referendum
Take-away
menu causes referendum chaos
Fence
broken under strain of PDs
Recycling
and You: A message from the County Council
Bono
monopoly on world pain smashed
"Enforcement
of
the law could jeopardise peace process" - Sinn Féin
An
Important Announcement from Dublin Bus
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Fence
collapses under PD strain
There
it goes...
A
large crack last night appeared in a fence in north County Dublin that
has for some time been used by the PDs as a place to plonk their indecisive
posteriors in the run-up to the abortion referendum.
“I don’t think there is any way to repair the damage,”
said fence expert, Donal O’Railaigh. “The PDs have been sitting
on this thing for so long that it’s become warped and, to be honest
with you, Missus, unfixable. The whole lot will have to be replaced -
and it won’t be cheap, but I won’t charge you for labour.”
With the likes of Helen Keogh backing a No vote and Mary Harney firmly
backing the Yes campaign, the party as a whole has come out strongly in
favour of the maybe camp. The results of the poll are expected on Thursday
or Friday at the latest, when the PDs are expected to celebrate with wild
bouts of indifference and possibly ambiguity.
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