split on abortion
Dead have their say on the referendum
menu causes referendum chaos
broken under strain of PDs
and You: A message from the County Council
monopoly on world pain smashed
the law could jeopardise peace process" - Sinn Féin
Important Announcement from Dublin Bus
collapses under PD strain
large crack last night appeared in a fence in north County Dublin that
has for some time been used by the PDs as a place to plonk their indecisive
posteriors in the run-up to the abortion referendum.
I dont think there is any way to repair the damage,
said fence expert, Donal ORailaigh. The PDs have been sitting
on this thing for so long that its become warped and, to be honest
with you, Missus, unfixable. The whole lot will have to be replaced -
and it wont be cheap, but I wont charge you for labour.
With the likes of Helen Keogh backing a No vote and Mary Harney firmly
backing the Yes campaign, the party as a whole has come out strongly in
favour of the maybe camp. The results of the poll are expected on Thursday
or Friday at the latest, when the PDs are expected to celebrate with wild
bouts of indifference and possibly ambiguity.