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What they would have said about the referendum - a dead perspective
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I
tell you now that there will be no abortion on this island save that it
be through the glorious medium of the Irish language and for the furtherance
of our nationhood. Ireland says no to abortion but tá to cinnmhilleadh.
No, actually, I don’t think we’ll do that either
I
will travel to the furthest corners of the globe and there collect the
most exotic and historically significant examples of fine foetus-workmanship
available to man (not woman) and carry them back to be housed in my world
famous collection of artefacts only to have the curator sell them off
at Sotheby’s without anyone noticing
They
say you can’t throw a stone over an orphanage wall without hitting
one of mine so let’s emancipate those wombs!
We are
all lying in a surgical bucket, but some of us are gazing at the stars
Bhuel
anois now éist liom agus let me tell you about the poor plight
of poor unfortunate poor Maire Dall Bodhar Bachach Mhic Mhaidhc ní
Chonnaire well she went off with a Spanish sailor left over from 98 agus
didn’t they run away together to farm sheep they had stolen from
the gcaptaen who was i ngrá leis an priest’s son agus they
went along to the nuns and the nuns refused them so he cut off his lamh
clé to show how much he loved the Priest’s son agus the argument
about the land continued go dtí go raibh an spanish sailor bás
of an affliction of the bowels ach the captain was an honourable man so
phósaigh sé an Phriest’s son agus Maire in a small
ceremony i Las Vegas agus anois Maire made her way ar nós na gaoithe
go dtí teeee-geeee-ceathair and Maire and her leanbh lived in penury
on the mainland until they both died of consumption 
So
Goll Mac Morna, seeing that they were not real foetuses at all, freed
the rest of the Fianna and slew the fairy king’s ugly daughters,
and thus, despite his impediment he became a hero of the Fianna until
he went mad with a fairy curse and his father-in-law had to smite his
head off with his sword 
by
sea crossing on midday sea cat or cheap flight of ryanair there go the
women of anna liffey, lifey, pro-lifey, and back again by sea crossing
on midday sea cat or cheap flight of ryanair
