"Fuck thaaaa police!!!!" demand police
Speaking at the 24th annual conference of the Garda Representative Association (GRA) in cork yesterday, general secretary, PJ Stone told delegates there was only one way to defeat the drop in morale the force had experienced since recent events. "Fuck the Garda Siochána," he appealed to the public.
just aren't getting enough action these days," the commissioners
added, "and we all know what that leads to, don't we?" "Beating
up hippies!" came the reply from one of the younger delegates in
the audience, fresh out of Templemore."That's
right," continued Mr Stone, "What an Garda Siochána needs
right now, above all else; above shiny new batons; above riot gear; above
cans of mace; or free trips abroad from Advance Pitstop tyres; is a good
Speaking from his office in Leinster House, Minister for Justice John O'Donoghue said he would rule nothing out and would not make a decision until he had the full, unseasoned facts before him. He promised to set up a special advisory commission to look into the matter. It will comprise of a panel drawn from the Irish Catholic bishops and is due to report back some time next century.