get married", taunts boxer
to go under the e-hammer
joyces giddyguide to dublindabblin
as 2fm DJ admits "I'm not American."
of twelve celebrates Lotto ticket
in Belfast as children stalk the streets
- Holland: Pundits agree competence key to success
massacred in horrorscope shocker
in Brief: Woods slams classroom chatterboxes...Man sets "thankyou"
record...Chaos as tourists return from Ireland
in America ...
Timeline 11 Sept 2001
Trade Centre struck by airliners.
9:01 am Sky News clears schedules for next year.
am President Bush informed. "Where was Superman?", he asks. "Oh
yeah? Well he better get right outta that hospital, and fast!"
9:48 am Share prices tumble across America. Also some death.
am Plane crashes into Pentagon.
10:35 am Oliver Stone movie goes into pre-production.
11:32 am FBI Special Agent Mulder announces that Twin Towers attacks
were just a ploy to distract public from attack on Pentagon.
12:02 pm No rock stars confirmed dead yet.
12:58 pm Attacks on Wall Street, Pentagon "A strike against democracy",
pm Blair - "Just tell me what to do".
pm Taoiseach Ahern offers America the loan of his car, if they need
16:13 pm Osama bin Laden whistles nonchalantly, looks at watch.