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Saddam
trained babies
Evil
Iraqi despot and part-time mother of two, Saddam Hussein, has been secretly
training your babies, a US intelligence report has revealed. In a clandestine
attempt to wreak havoc on the west, Iraqi intelligence agents have been
turning American, British, French and Irish babies into killing machines,
intent only on destroying their
Said
one London baby,"We were so naive to fall for this, all I can do
is apologise for the babies that have killed for the evil, evil Iraqi
regime. Now give me that soother or I'll cut you". |
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The
first clues came when crèches reported a drastic increase in the
number of baby knife-fights. The CIA, FBI and various international police
forces swooped on Iraqi terrorist hideouts in London and Colorado and
uncovered plans to instill in babies a hatred of decadent western culture,
and give them sufficient skills in hand-to-hand combat and guerilla warfare
to deal with any parent that
