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the kitchen with Gustavo, The Evil Gerald celebrity kitchen porter
dishwasher from Latvia no easy in Ireland. You have to use brain as well
as hands. One minute scrape frier, next minute mopping floor. Gustavo
no time for sex. Some kitchen bad. At home on farm with parents, get the
chickens. Whack! My parents. Cook. Delicious. Three litre wine. No problem.
Here in Ireland. Food, shit. At home. Work 18 hours. Eat food. Good for
sex. Me drink four bottle wine last night.
sink full water
pint glass full vodka
fuckingk son of whore sous chef
no scrape plates into bin!
Gustavo no have sex two day
2 more glass vodka
Under the skin of the celebrity kitchen porter fill with liquor. This
usually is done in the form of a self-application. Leave for 16 hours
in a highly pressurised kitchen full of underpaid staff with knives. Poach
several bottles of wine from the bar. Call chef's mother a whore. Cover
KP in hot soup. Drizzle chef with scalding hot water from the hose. Throw
plate at dishwasher's head. Insert knife deep into chef's chest. Allow
chef to bleed to death. The worst night ever for Gustavo! Just man-sex